Birthday Lawn Greetings and Yard Card Critter Options

FLAMINGOS

• We're tickled pink to hear you are (age) today! Happy Birthday!
• Flocks of love on your (#) Birthday (name)
• Just smile and wave boys! Happy Birthday (Name)!
• The flocks all here to wish you good cheer!
• Happy Birthday You old bird
• Old bird, young heart
• What are you looking at?
• This is my last attempt to attract a mate!
• 50 is nifty when you're a Bahama Mama!
• We flew in for (name's) (age) birthday! Happy Birthday!
• Gotcha! (name) these birds don't sing! Happy Birthday!
• Happy flockin' (age) birthday, (name)!
• We flew in to flip (name) the bird on his/her birthday!
• (Name's) still flying high at (age)! Happy Birthday!
• Happy (year) Birthday! You've just been flocked!
• You honk & We'll flap for (name's) (age) birthday!
• We flew the coop to wish (name) Happy Birthday!
• Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (name).
• Feather you like it or not, it's your (age) bird-day, (name)
• (Name) - a little birdie told us you're (age)!
• Happy (age) birthday (name)! You've been flocked!
• Flocks of love on your graduation (name)
• The flocks in shock! (Name's) graduated!
• We flew in to welcome the (name) to their new nest!
• There goes the neighborhood!
• Attention, Attention, (Name) can now get his pension!
• We flew in to say get well soon, (name)!
• The flocks all here, to get this party into gear!
• The flocks all here, we came with love from far and near!
• Flocks say Hooray! It's your last Treatment Day!
• Get the flock outta here, (Name)
• (Name's) getting' the flock outta here!

BUZZARDS

• Happy 50th Birthday, John, you old Buzzard!
• We flew in to wish Sam a happy 40th Birthday!
• Honk for Joe, he's a 30 year old buzzard!
• Happy Birthday, you old bird!
• The old buzzard is 50!
• Happy flocking birthday you old buzzard!
• We're circling for Susan's 30th!
• The old buzzard is 50!
• Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (name).
• Feather you like it or not, it's your (age) bird-day, (name)
• (Name) - a little birdie told us you're (age)!
• You honk, we'll flap for (name's) (age) birthday!
• Look Alive! Here come the buzzards for (name)
• You know it's (name's) Birthday when the buzzards start circling

COWS

• Have you herd the Moos... Chelsie turned 14!
• Mary's finally been put out to pasture! Happy Retirement!
• Happy 21st Birthday Brent! Milk it for all it's worth!
• Holy Cow Tom is 40 now! Happy Birthday!
• Logan's 50 today and that's no bull! Happy Birthday!
• It's udderly fantastic! Sharon graduated! Congrats!
• Holy Cow (name) is (age) now! Happy Birthday!
• (Name's) (age) today and that's no bull! Happy Birthday!
• (Name) don't have a cow you're only (age) now! Happy Birthday!
• We herd (name) is out to pasture at (age)! Happy Birthday!
• (Name) we are mooooved by your (age)! Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday, (name)! Hope your day is udderly fabulous!
• Don't Have A Cow! It's Only A Birthday!
• (Name's) an udder year older! Happy (age) Birthday!
• (Name), it's your birthday! Milk it for all it's worth!
• Party Til the cows come home!
• Party til the people come home!
• What a "COW"-tastrophy!
• "MOO" HOO (name)'s 32!
• You old heifer!
• What a cow-tastrophy (name) an udder year older!
• Moos Flash! It's (name's) (age) birthday!
• (Name's) over the hill and out to pasture!
• (Name) is Over the Hill & Out To Pasture! Happy Birthday!
• We herd (name's) Anniversary is here!
• (name) we are moooved by your love! Happy Anniversary!
• (name's) Hope your anniversary is udderly fabulous
• An udder year together! Happy Anniversary!
• Moos Flash! It's (Marie and Tom's) (age) anniversary
• Holy cow (name's) we're going on (30) years now! 
• Your married (20) years, party till the cows come home!
• (name's), it's your anniversary! Milk it for all it's worth!
• Holy cow, (name's) graduated!
• It's udderly fantastic! (name's) graduated!
• Have you herd the moos? (name's) graduated!  

TOMBSTONES

• You know you're over the hill when (tombstones have different endings to this sentence)

PIGS

• The porkers are here for (name's) (age) year! Happy Birthday!
• Snorty snorty (name) is 40!
• (Name) I'm hog wild for you! Happy (age) birthday!
• Happy (age) birthday (name) hogs and kisses
• (Name) it's no big squeal to be (age) Happy Birthday!
• (Age) oinks for (name's) (age) birthday
• (Name) We're squealing on you! Happy Birthday!
• (Name) Be a ham, it's your (age) birthday
• Hogs & kisses on your (age) birthday (name)!
• (Name) pig out on cake, it's your birthday!
• Someone squealed - it's (name's) (age) birthday
• (MALE) - It's (name's) (age)! Happy birthday Ham-some!
• This little piggy cried Hee-Hee (name)'s (age)!
• In pig years you'd be a football - happy (age) (name)
• Have a porkfectly awesome birthday!
• You are so hot you're bacon! Happy Birthday!
• Party time for (name) and swine
• (Name's) (age)? Hog wash! Honk your horn
• (Name) Hope your birthday is High On The Hog!
• Happy Birthday, (name)! Act like a pig & hog the spotlight!
• The old sow is (age)! Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday (name)! Pig out and go Hog Wild!
• We're Squealing On You! Happy (age) Birthday!
• We've gone Hog Wild to wish you a Happy Birthday!
• Were tickled pink our angel is here!
• (Name) were hog wild about this child!
• Bare bottoms welcome here!
• A new baby to adore who could ask for more!
• So tiny so sweet we'd like you to meet (name)
• Someone squealed there's a new baby here!

FLAMES

• You will always be a HOTTIE... even though it only comes in FLASHES
• Still a HOT babe, but now it only comes in FLASHES
• It's not a hot flash but just another power surge. Happy 50th
• (Name) is still hot at 50 but only in flashes
• Name) is still hotter than a firecracker at 50
• Still smokin' after (#) years
• (# years) and on fire! Happy Anniversary!
• To my hottie honey I love you
• (name) & (name) love is on fire
• (# years) and still blazing along!
• (name) sets my heart on fire. I love you
• (name) You light up my life. I love you
• Still sizzlin after (#) years
• (Name) My heart burns for you, love (sender's name)
• Still smokin' at 40! Happy Birthday (Name)! 

PENGUINS

• Chill out (name), it's cool to be (age), happy birthday
• Remember the Ice Age? (Name) does!
• (Name) Have the coolest birthday ever!
• To someone born in the ice ages! Happy birthday (Name)
• Happy (age) burrr-thday (name)
• Time to chill (name) cause you're over the hill at (age)
• (Name's) still chillin' at (age) happy birthday
• Have a really cool (age) burrr-thday (name)
• Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (name)
• Feather you like it or not, it's your (age) bird-day, (name)
• We're all dressed up to wish (name) a Happy Birthday!
• Chill out (name) & Have A Cool (age) Birthday!
• The champagne's on ice! Happy Birthday, (name)!
• Chill out (name), it's cool to be (age), happy birthday
• (Name) Have the coolest birthday ever!
• Happy (age) burrr-thday (name)
• Time to chill (name) cause you're over the hill at (age)
• (Name's) still chillin' at (age) happy birthday
• Have a really cool (age) burrr-thday (name)
• We're the perfect cure for those hot flashes... happy birthday
• To a couple married in the ice ages! Happy Anniversary!
• Time to chill (name) You made it to (40) years!
• (name's) still chillin' after (age) years Happy Anniversary!
• Have a really cool (age) Anniversary (name's)
• Flocks of love on your (age) Anniversary (name)
• (name) you still ruffle my feathers! Happy Anniversary
• Feathers flew when I met you! Happy (years) anniversary!
• (name's) Have the coolest anniversary ever! 
• Isn't it cool? (name) is finally through with high school!
• Isn't it cool? (name) has graduated high school!
• Flocks of love on your graduation (name)
• The flocks in shock! (name) graduated!
• We're on the scene 'cause (name's) 16!

DUCKY

• Waddle we say (Name) is (Age) today! Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday (NAME) You quack me up!
• Have a spequackular birthday (name)
• Rubber Ducky, You're the one! Happy Anniversary!
• Still looking Spec Quackular at 50
• Isn't (name) ducky! Happy (age) Birthday!
• (Name's) a lucky ducky. It's (her/his) birthday!
• Happy Birthday (name) you quack me up!
• You just can't duck it...you're turning 40!
• (Name) I'm quackers for you. Love (sender's name)
• Congratulations. You made it look easy as duck soup.
• (Name) I hope your Birthday goes swimmingly for you.
• We're on the scene because (name's) 16!
• I'm sorry if I ruffled your feathers. Please forgive me.
• For my favorite wisequacker, on (his/her) Birthday!
• (Name) It's your Birthday, Feather you like it or not!
• (Name) is here and he/she is just ducky!
• Lucky parents are just ducky over (name)
• A star is born (name) and date of birth
• It's a specquackular day (name) was born!
• Welcome to the world (name)
• Were just ducky that (name) is finally home!
• Isn't It Ducky, Isn't It Fun... (Name) is Turning One!

LIPS/KISSES

• Happy Birthday to my "Hot lips" Hoolahan!
• Kiss me, you fool! Happy Valentine's Day!
• (Name) Please forgive me, so we can Kiss and make up!
• Kiss me under the Mistletoe! Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
• Hogs and Kisses (name). Happy Birthday!
• (Name) & (Name) Mr. & Mrs. (#) years of hugs and kisses
• Our/My Lips are Sealed - (Name) is (Age) Today!
• From My/Our Lips To Yours
• Consider Yourself Kissed
• Let Your Lips Do The Walking
• Sealed With A Kiss
• Free Kisses for (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
• Kiss This
• Kiss What
• Sending You A Kiss
• I Need A Kiss
• Here's A Bunch Of Kisses
• Blowing You Kisses
• MUAH! - (Age) Kisses for (Age) Years!
• A Kiss A Day Keeps (Something) Away!
• Pucker Up, It's Your (Age) Birthday!
• Kiss-N-Make-Up
• With This Lip Lock
• Put A Smile On Your Lips
• Read My Lips
• You finally kissed the right frog!
• Kissing all those frogs payed off - (Name) found her prince!
• Have A Lip Smackin' Time on your Birthday!
• Kiss Your Youth Goodbye! Happy (age) Birthday (name)!

FROG

• My heart still leaps at the thought of you. Hoppy (#) Anniversary!
• Don't Worry, Be Hoppy! Hoppy (age) Birthday (Name)!
• For Better or for Warts! Welcome Home Newlyweds!
• Your prince awaits, "hopping" you will go to the prom with me.
• Let's make prom "un-frog-gettable"!
• You're Toad-ily awesome! Hoppy Birthday!
• Hoppy Anniversary Babe! You're Un-Frog-ettable!
• Someone Toad Us (Name) was/is turning (Age)!
• Feelin" Froggy? Get Well Soon!
• Welcome to Your New Pad!
• Hop Til Ya Drop, It's (Name's) (Age)!
• We're Hoppin To Wish (Name) a Happy (Age) B-Day!
• Just Jumped In To Wish You A Happy (Age) B-Day!
• Just Hopped In To Wish (Name) a Happy (Age) B-Day!
• We're Croakin' Cause (Name) Is (Age)!
• Don't Croak, It's Only Your (Age) Birthday!
• We are So Hoppy For You
• Hoppy Birthday
• Have A Hoppy Good Time
• Have A Croakin' Good Time
• Hip Hop Hurrah, Hope Your Day is Hoppy All The Way
• It's Just Us Hoppin' Up To Say, Wart's Up?
• You finally kissed the right frog!
• Kissing all those frogs payed off - (Name) found her prince!
• Kiss a frog, make a wish, here's hoping your birthday brings you a prince!

STEELERS HELMETS/FOOTBALLS

• Score A Touchdown, It's (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
• Kick Off For (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
• (Name), There's No PENALTY For Turning (AGE)!
• Flag On The Play, It's (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
• It's Goal To Goal And (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
• Steeling youth with the Steelers. Happy (Age), Hut Hut!

SMILEY FACE

• Smile! It's your birthday
• Start your birthday with a smile- or 20!
• We're grinning ear-to-ear cause (name)'s 40th b'day is here!
• Thanks for (#) years of smiles! Happy Anniversary
• We're all smiles for (Name's) birthday!
• Don't Worry, be Happy! You're 40 now!
• HONK! For (name) he/she's (age) today! Happy Birthday!
• We're on the scene 'cause (name's) 16!
• (Name) my dear you're (age) this year! Happy Birthday!
• (Age) cheers for (age) years! Happy Birthday (name)!
• Everyone smile because (name)'s been around for a while!
• Smile, grin, let your teeth show, (name's) now the big 8-0 !
• Grin, grin, take it all in, (name's) not 79 again!
• Smile, say cheese, even at 80, (name's) pretty as you please!
• We're grinning ear-to-ear cause (name) graduated!
• Smile (name) graduated high school!

HEARTS

• Our hearts go out to (name) she/he's (age) today! Happy Birthday!
• (Name) is a real sweet heart at (age)! Happy Birthday!
• (Name's) still a heartthrob at (age) happy birthday
• Happy (age) birthday (name) love (name)
• (Name's) still young at heart! Happy (age) birthday
• Young at Heart - Older Elsewhere
• Happy (year) anniversary (name) love (name)!
• (Name's) still young at heart! Happy (year) anniversary!
• Our hearts go out to you on your (year) anniversary!
• (Name's) are real sweethearts! Happy Anniversary!
• My heart beats only for you! Happy (year) Anniversary!
• With love sweat & tears (name's) made it (40) years!
• (name's) (30) years of hugs and kisses!
• We can heartly believe it's (name's) anniversary!
• (Name) is a real sweet heart! Happy Graduation!
• Our hearts go out to (name) she/he's finally graduated!
• We can heartly believe it! (name's) graduated!
• Congratulations (name) Class of 2003!  
• (Name) My heart burns for you, love (sender's name)

STARS

• (name) Today you are a real star!
• Happy (Age) Bithday (Name)! Today is your day to shine!
• Happy Birthday (Name) Thank your lucky Stars 40 is the new 20!
• A star is born! (Name) (Date of Birth)
• Our little twinkling star has arrived!
• (name) you are the twinkle of my eye. Happy Anniversary!
• Today two stars were joined as one. Congrats!
• Two stars fell from heaven! Happy (years) Anniversary!
• (name)  Today you are a real star! Congrats Grad
• Thank your lucky stars, you graduated!
• (name) you are my shining star, Congrats!
• Happy Birthday (Name) Thank your lucky stars 40 is the new 20!

BABY BOTTLES

(10 baby-bottles, stars OR hearts can be added to any Stork or Baby Sign Rental for an additional $10)

• Bottles and booties, diapers and pins, this is where the love begins
• Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
• Showering Beary good wishes on (name) & baby
• We Can barely Contain Our Happiness At The Birth of _____, etc.
• Showering Hugs & Good Wishes for (name) & Baby
• We're Very Happy to say (name) baby is on the way!
• Hugs & Kisses for (name) & Baby
• Hugs & Kisses & Many Good Wishes for (name) & Baby
• A very special welcome to the new member of the family!
• Showering good wishes on (name) & baby
• (Name) it's your birthday! Milk it for all it's worth!
• Pink or Blue- If only we knew!

Miscellaneous Phrases

• In dog years, you'd be dead.
• How old you may wonder, (name) is almost 6 feet under! Happy Birthday!
• A moment of silence (name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!
• Hi ho hi ho over the hill (name) goes! Happy (age)!
• Another Birthday, Another step closer to the grave! Happy Birthday, (name)
• It is better to be over the hill than under it!
• This is my birthday present. I need new friends.
• It's not about age, it's about attitude.
• 50 year old, One Owner Needs Parts. Make offer.
• HONK! For (name) he/she's (age) today! Happy Birthday!
• (Name) my dear you're (age) this year! Happy Birthday!
• (Age) cheers for (age) years! Happy Birthday (name)!
• Gee Golly Wow (name) is (age) now! Happy Birthday!
• Best Wishes on your (age) Birthday, (name)!
• Good Luck on your (age) Birthday, (name)!
• We're on the scene 'cause (name's) 16!
• Like underwear, age creeps up on you.
• Best Wishes on your (age) Birthday, (name)!
• Good Luck on your (age) Birthday, (name)!
• Bada boom bada bing (name) is doing the (age) thing.
• Jump & shout schools finally let out (name)
• Happy Graduation (name) class of (year)
• Congrats (name) class of (year) Best wishes
• Honk! (name) graduated! Class of (year)
• Look out world hear he/she comes! Class of (year)
• You made it, you did it, now lets celebrate it (name)