Birthdays

Yard Signs and Lawn Greeting Critter Options from Phoenix Storks and Birthdays in Arizona

Rental includes display setup at night while the victim sleeps. We will have the yard signs up before 6:00 am and will remove the yard signs after 6:00 pm the same evening. Message board is completely customizable, choose from one of our phrases or create your own!

Think Pink! We have now added the famous Pink Flamingos to our Lawn Greeting yard signs available for Milestone Birthdays, Anniversaries, Graduations, Baby Boomers, Retirement, Anniversary, “Over the hill” and any other occasion that you feel deserves a little Surprise! We are now also offering “Indoor Flockings” for offices and “Do-It-Yourself” critter rentals!

The outdoor Surprise Birthday Yard Signs or “Lawn Cards“, are made up of a 2 foot by 4 foot message board that can be personalized with a fun phrase that matches the 1 to 2 foot “critters” arranged around the lawn. Critter choices include Flamingos, Buzzards, Cows, Tombstones, Pigs, Flames, Penguins, Duckys, Lips, Frogs, Smileys and Graduation Smileys as well as Baby-Bottles, Hearts and Stars. Want to see them in action? Take a look at our Slideshow of our outdoor birthday yard signs and accessories!

So check out our new Lawn Greetings and think of someone you know who deserves a happy birthday lawn sign today!

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FLAMINGOS

  • We’re tickled pink to hear (Name) is (age) today! Happy B-Day!
  • (Name) Flocks of love on your (age) B-Day
  • A lady never reveals her age… Happy (age) B-Day (Name)!
  • Just smile and wave boys! Happy B-Day (Name)!
  • Looking good, feeling flirty, honk your horn (Name) is 30!
  • The flocks all here to wish you good cheer!
  • Happy Birthday You old bird
  • 50 is nifty when you’re a Bahama Mama!
  • We flew in for (name’s) (age) B-Day!
  • Gotcha! (name) these birds don’t sing! Happy B-Day!
  • Happy flockin’ (age) birthday, (name)!
  • We flew in to flip (name) the bird on his/her B-Day!
  • (Name’s) still flying high at (age)! Happy B-Day!
  • Happy (year) B-Day! You’ve just been flocked!
  • You honk & We’ll flap for (name’s) (age) B-Day!
  • We flew the coop to wish (name) Happy B-Day!
  • Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (name).
  • Feather you like it or not, it’s your (age) bird-day, (name)
  • (Name) – a little birdie told us you’re (age)!
  • Happy (age) B-Day (name)! You’ve been flocked!
  • Flocks of love on your graduation (name)
  • The flocks in shock! (Name’s) graduated!
  • We flew in to welcome the (name) to their new nest!
  • Attention, Attention, (Name) can now get his pension!
  • The flocks all here, to get this party into gear!
  • The flocks all here, we came with love from far and near!
  • Flocks say Hooray! It’s your last Treatment Day!
  • Get the flock outta here, (Name)
  • (Name’s) getting’ the flock outta here!

BUZZARDS

  • Happy Flocking 50th Birthday, John, you old Buzzard!
  • Buzzard Buzzard Go Away (Name) is only 60 today!
  • We flew in to wish Sam a happy 40th B-Day!
  • He’s no old buzzard but (Name) is (Age) today! Happy Birthday!
  • Honk for Joe, he’s a 30 year old buzzard!
  • Happy B-Day, you old bird!
  • Happy flocking B-Day you old buzzard!
  • We’re circling for Susan’s 30th!
  • Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (name).
  • Feather you like it or not, it’s your (age) bird-day, (name)
  • (Name) – a little birdie told us you’re (age)!
  • You honk, we’ll flap for (name’s) (age) B-Day!
  • Look Alive! Here come the buzzards for (name)
  • You know it’s (name’s) B-Day when the buzzards start circling

COWS

  • Have you herd the Moos… Chelsie turned 14!
  • Mary’s finally been put out to pasture! Happy Retirement!
  • Happy 21st B-Day Brent! Milk it for all it’s worth!
  • Holy Cow Tom is 40 now! Happy B-Day!
  • Logan’s 50 today and that’s no bull! Happy B-Day!
  • It’s udderly fantastic! Sharon graduated! Congrats!
  • Holy Cow (name) is (age) now! Happy B-Day!
  • (Name’s) (age) today and that’s no bull! Happy B-Day!
  • (Name) don’t have a cow you’re only (age) now!
  • We herd (name) is out to pasture at (age)! Happy B-Day!
  • Happy B-Day, (name)! Hope your day is udderly fabulous!
  • Don’t Have A Cow! It’s Only A B-Day!
  • (Name’s) an udder year older! Happy (age) B-Day!
  • (Name), it’s your birthday! Milk it for all it’s worth!
  • Party Til the cows come home!
  • Party til the people come home!
  • What a “COW”-tastrophy!
  • “MOO” HOO (name)’s 32!
  • What a cow-tastrophy (name) an udder year older!
  • Moos Flash! It’s (name’s) (age) B-Day!
  • (Name’s) over the hill and out to pasture!
  • (Name) is Over the Hill & Out To Pasture!
  • We herd (name’s) Anniversary is here!
  • (name) we are moooved by your love! Happy Anniversary!
  • (name’s) Hope your anniversary is udderly fabulous
  • An udder year together! Happy Anniversary!
  • Moos Flash! It’s (Marie and Tom’s) (age) anniversary
  • Holy cow (name’s) we’re going on (30) years now!
  • Your married (20) years, party till the cows come home!
  • (name’s), it’s your anniversary! Milk it for all it’s worth!
  • Holy cow, (name’s) graduated!
  • It’s udderly fantastic! (name’s) graduated!
  • Have you herd the moos? (name’s) graduated!

TOMBSTONES

  • You know you’re over the hill when (tombstones have different endings to this sentence)

PIGS

  • The porkers are here for (name’s) (age) year!
  • Snorty snorty (name) is 40!
  • (Name) I’m hog wild for you! Happy (age) birthday!
  • Happy (age) B-Day (name) hogs and kisses
  • (Name) it’s no big squeal to be (age)
  • (Age) oinks for (name’s) (age) B-Day
  • (Name) We’re squealing on you! Happy B-Day!
  • (Name) Be a ham, it’s your (age) birthday
  • Hogs & kisses on your (age) birthday (name)!
  • (Name) pig out on cake, it’s your birthday!
  • Someone squealed – it’s (name’s) (age) B-Day!
  • (MALE) – It’s (name’s) (age)! Happy B-Day Ham-some!
  • This little piggy cried Hee-Hee (name)’s (age)!
  • In pig years you’d be a football – happy (age) (name)
  • Have a porkfectly awesome birthday!
  • You are so hot you’re bacon! Happy B-Day!
  • Party time for (name) and swine
  • (Name’s) (age)? Hog wash! Honk your horn
  • (Name) Hope your birthday is High On The Hog!
  • Happy Birthday, (name)! Act like a pig & hog the spotlight!
  • Happy B-Day (name)! Pig out and go Hog Wild!
  • We’re Squealing On You! Happy (age) B-Day!
  • We’ve gone Hog Wild to wish you a Happy B-Day!
  • (Name) were hog wild about this child!
  • So tiny so sweet we’d like you to meet (name)
  • Someone squealed there’s a new baby here!

FLAMES

  • You will always be a HOTTIE… even though it only comes in FLASHES
  • Still a HOT babe, but now it only comes in FLASHES
  • HONK for (name) she’s still smokin’ at 40! Happy B-Day!
  • Many-Pause to say Happy (age) to (Name) Today!
  • It’s not a hot flash but just another power surge. Happy 50th
  • (Name) is still hot at 50 but only in flashes
  • (Name) is still hotter than a firecracker at 50
  • Still smokin’ after (#) years
  • (# years) and on fire! Happy Anniversary!
  • To my hottie honey I love you
  • (name) & (name) love is on fire
  • (# years) and still blazing along!
  • (name) sets my heart on fire. I love you
  • (name) You light up my life. I love you
  • Still sizzlin after (#) years
  • (Name) My heart burns for you, love (sender’s name)
  • Still smokin’ at 40! Happy B-Day (Name)!

PENGUINS

  • Chill out (name), it’s cool to be (age), Happy Burrr-thday
  • It’s Cool To Be Done with School! Congrats Grad!
  • Remember the Ice Age? (Name) does!
  • (Name) Have the coolest B-Day ever!
  • To someone born in the ice ages! Happy B-Day (Name)
  • Happy (age) burrr-thday (name)
  • Time to chill (name) cause you’re over the hill at (age)
  • (Name’s) still chillin’ at (age) Happy B-Day
  • Have a really cool (age) Burrr-thday (name)
  • Flocks of love on your (age) B-Day (name)
  • Feather you like it or not, it’s your (age) bird-day, (name)
  • We’re all dressed up to wish (name) a Happy B-Day!
  • Chill out (name) & Have A Cool (age) Burrr-thday!
  • The champagne’s on ice! Happy B-Day, (name)!
  • Chill out (name), it’s cool to be (age)!
  • (Name) Have the coolest B-Day ever!
  • Happy (age) burrr-thday (name)
  • Time to chill (name) cause you’re over the hill at (age)
  • (Name’s) still chillin’ at (age) happy B-Day
  • Have a really cool (age) burrr-thday (name)
  • We’re the perfect cure for those hot flashes… Happy B-Day
  • To a couple married in the ice ages! Happy Anniversary!
  • Time to chill (name) You made it to (40) years!
  • (name’s) still chillin’ after (age) years Happy Anniversary!
  • Have a really cool (age) Anniversary (name’s)
  • Flocks of love on your (age) Anniversary (name)
  • (name) you still ruffle my feathers! Happy Anniversary
  • Feathers flew when I met you! Happy (years) anniversary!
  • (name’s) Have the coolest anniversary ever!
  • Isn’t it cool? (name) is finally through with high school!
  • Isn’t it cool? (name) has graduated high school!
  • Flocks of love on your graduation (name)
  • The flocks in shock! (name) graduated!
  • We’re on the scene ’cause (name’s) 16!

DUCKY

  • Waddle we say (Name) is (Age) today! Happy B-Day!
  • Happy B-Day (NAME) You quack me up!
  • Have a spequackular birthday (name)
  • Rubber Ducky, You’re the one! Happy Anniversary!
  • Still looking Spec Quackular at 50
  • Isn’t (name) ducky! Happy (age) B-Day!
  • (Name’s) a lucky ducky. It’s (her/his) B-Day!
  • Happy B-Day (name) you quack me up!
  • You just can’t duck it…you’re turning 40!
  • (Name) I’m quackers for you. Love (sender’s name)
  • Congratulations. You made it look easy as duck soup.
  • (Name) I hope your B-Day goes swimmingly for you.
  • We’re on the scene because (name’s) 16!
  • I’m sorry if I ruffled your feathers. Please forgive me.
  • For my favorite wisequacker, on (his/her) B-Day!
  • (Name) It’s your Birthday, Feather you like it or not!
  • (Name) is here and he/she is just ducky!
  • Lucky parents are just ducky over (name)
  • It’s a specquackular day (name) was born!
  • Were just ducky that (name) is finally home!
  • Isn’t It Ducky, Isn’t It Fun… (Name) is Turning One!

LIPS/KISSES

  • Happy B-Day to my “Hot lips” Hoolahan!
  • Kiss me, you fool! Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • (Name) Please forgive me, so we can Kiss and make up!
  • (Name) Hogs and Kisses and B-Day wishes!
  • (Name) & (Name) Mr. & Mrs. (#) years of hugs and kisses
  • Our/My Lips are Sealed – (Name) is (Age) Today!
  • From My/Our Lips To Yours
  • Free Kisses for (Name’s) (Age) B-Day!
  • MUAH! – (Age) Kisses for (Age) Years!
  • Pucker Up, It’s Your (Age) B-Day!
  • You finally kissed the right frog!
  • Kissing all those frogs payed off – (Name) found her prince!
  • Have A Lip Smackin’ Time on your Birthday!
  • Kiss Your Youth Goodbye! Happy (age) B-Day (name)!

MUSTACHE

  • If you mustache… it’s (Name’s) (age), Birthday!
  • If you mustache… it’s a boy!
  • Our little man is turning 1! Happy Birthday (Name)!
  • Keep calm and stache on, it’s only your (age) Birthday!
  • The Party’s here! It’s a Mustache bash!
  • I mustache you a question… can you wish (name) happy birthday?
  • Life is short, grow a mustache!
  • It’s never to late to grow a mustache, happy birthday (Name)
  • I mustache you a question… will you marry me?
  • My mustache made you look, it’s (Name’s) Birthday!
  • Hairs to you, congrats on your retirement (Name)!
  • I mustache, you are how old? Happy Birthday!
  • He or She? Come in to see! (For a Gender Reveal Party)

FROG

  • My heart still leaps at the thought of you. Hoppy (#) Anniversary!
  • Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy! Hoppy (age) Birthday (Name)!
  • For Better or for Warts! Welcome Home Newlyweds!
  • Your prince awaits, “hopping” you will go to the prom with me.
  • Let’s make prom “un-frog-gettable”!
  • You’re Toad-ally awesome! Hoppy B-Day!
  • Hoppy Anniversary Babe! You’re Un-Frog-ettable!
  • Someone Toad Us (Name) was/is turning (Age)!
  • Feelin’ Froggy? Get Well Soon!
  • Welcome to Your New Pad!
  • Hop Til Ya Drop, It’s (Name’s) (Age)!
  • We’re Hoppin To Wish (Name) a Happy (Age) B-Day!
  • Just Jumped In To Wish You A Happy (Age) B-Day!
  • Just Hopped In To Wish (Name) a Happy (Age) B-Day!
  • We’re Croakin’ Cause (Name) Is (Age)!
  • Don’t Croak, It’s Only Your (Age) Birthday!
  • We are So Hoppy For You
  • Have A Croakin’ Good Time
  • Hip Hop Hurrah, Hope Your Day is Hoppy All The Way
  • It’s Just Us Hoppin’ Up To Say, Wart’s Up?
  • You finally kissed the right frog!
  • Kissing all those frogs payed off – (Name) found her prince!
  • Kiss a frog, make a wish, here’s hoping your B-Day brings you a prince!

STEELERS HELMETS/FOOTBALLS

  • Score A Touchdown, It’s (Name’s) (Age) B-Day!
  • Kick Off For (Name’s) (Age) B-Day!
  • (Name), There’s No PENALTY For Turning (AGE)!
  • Flag On The Play, It’s (Name’s) (Age) B-Day!
  • It’s Goal To Goal And (Name’s) (Age) B-Day!
  • Steeling youth with the Steelers. Happy (Age), Hut Hut!

TRAFFIC SIGNS

  • Honk! for (Name) He’s 50 Today!
  • All Roads Lead (Name) Over The Hill – Happy (Age) Birthday!
  • All Signs Point To (Name) Turning (Age) – Happy Birthday!
  • Read The Signs (Name) Happy (Age) Birthday!
  • Caution! It’s (Name’s) Birthday! (Age) And Dangerous!
  • (Name) Life Is Full Of Detours – Enjoy The Journey – Happy (Age) Birthday!
  • (Name) is 50 and still stopping traffic!
  • (Name’s) Youth screeched 2 a stop!
  • Caution (Name’s) geriatric years ahead!
  • (Name’s) Youth sped right past him!
  • Yield 2 temptation — It’s UR Bday!
  • Let the good times roll! (Name) is 40!
  • (Name) U drive me crazy!
  • Stop – Say Congrats To The Graduate!

SMILEY FACE

  • Smile! It’s your B-Day!
  • Start your B-Day with a smile- or 20!
  • We’re grinning ear-to-ear cause (name)’s 40th b’day is here!
  • Thanks for (#) years of smiles! Happy Anniversary
  • We’re all smiles for (Name’s) B-Day!
  • Don’t Worry, be Happy! You’re 40 now!
  • HONK! For (name) he/she’s (age) today! Happy B-Day!
  • We’re on the scene ’cause (name’s) 16!
  • (Name) my dear you’re (age) this year! Happy B-Day!
  • (Age) cheers for (age) years! Happy B-Day (name)!
  • Everyone smile because (name)’s been around for a while!
  • Smile, grin, let your teeth show, (name’s) now the big 8-0 !
  • Grin, grin, take it all in, (name’s) not 79 again!
  • Smile, say cheese, even at 80, (name’s) pretty as you please!
  • We’re grinning ear-to-ear cause (name) graduated!
  • Smile (name) graduated high school!

HEARTS

  • Our hearts go out to (name) she/he’s (age) today! Happy B-Day!
  • (Name) is a real sweet heart at (age)! Happy B-Day!
  • (Name’s) still a heartthrob at (age) Happy B-Day
  • Happy (age) birthday (name) love (name)
  • (Name’s) still young at heart! Happy (age) B-Day
  • Happy (year) anniversary (name) love (name)!
  • (Name’s) still young at heart! Happy (year) Anniversary!
  • Our hearts go out to you on your (year) Anniversary!
  • (Name’s) are real sweethearts! Happy Anniversary!
  • My heart beats only for you! Happy (year) Anniversary!
  • With love sweat & tears (name’s) made it (40) years!
  • (name’s) (30) years of hugs and kisses!
  • We can heartly believe it’s (name’s) Anniversary!
  • (Name) is a real sweet heart! Happy Graduation!
  • Our hearts go out to (name) she/he’s finally graduated!
  • We can heartly believe it! (name’s) graduated!
  • Congratulations (name) Class of 2009!
  • (Name) My heart burns for you, love (sender’s name)

STARS

  • Happy Birthday (Name) Thank your lucky stars 40 is the new 20!
  • Am I seeing stars or is (Name) really (age)!
  • (Name) you’re a superstar at (age)! Happy Birthday!
  • (name) Today you are a real star!
  • Happy (Age) B-Day (Name)! Today is your day to shine!
  • Happy Birthday (Name) Thank your lucky Stars 40 is the new 20!
  • A star is born! (Name) (Date of Birth)
  • Our little twinkling star has arrived!
  • (name) you are the twinkle of my eye. Happy Anniversary!
  • Today two stars were joined as one. Congrats!
  • Two stars fell from heaven! Happy (years) Anniversary!
  • (name) Today you are a real star! Congrats Grad
  • Thank your lucky stars, you graduated!
  • (name) you are my shining star, Congrats!

BABY BOTTLES

(10 baby-bottles, stars OR hearts can be added to any Stork or Baby Sign Rental for an additional $10)
  • Bottles and booties, diapers and pins, this is where the love begins
  • Bottles Bibs Booties & Diaper Duties!
  • Showering Beary good wishes on (name) & baby
  • We Can barely Contain Our Happiness At The Birth of _____, etc.
  • Showering Hugs & Good Wishes for (name) & Baby
  • We’re Very Happy to say (name) baby is on the way!
  • Hugs & Kisses for (name) & Baby
  • Hugs & Kisses & Many Good Wishes for (name) & Baby
  • Showering good wishes on (name) & baby
  • (Name) it’s your birthday! Milk it for all it’s worth!
  • Pink or Blue- If only we knew!

“Over The Hill” Phrases

  • Hi ho hi ho over the hill (name) goes! Happy (age)!
  • Look who’s over the hill! Happy (age) Birthday!
  • Be glad you’re over the hill, not under it!
  • You’re not old… you’re vintage! Happy Birthday!
  • Aging like fine wine, complex & a little fruity! Happy B-Day!
  • I’m over the hill but the climb was terrific!
  • (Name) is Over the hill & it’s all downhill from here! Happy Birthday!

CUPCAKES

  • (Name) So Many Candles, So Little Cake – Happy (Age)!
  • It’s A Treat To Wish (Name) Happy Sweet 16!
  • Our Little cupcake (Name) is turning (Age)! Happy Birthday!
  • Sweets, Treats and lots of fun… (Name) is turning 1!
  • A Little Cake, A lot of fun, (Name) is turning 1!
  • (Age) – Eighteen with (xx) Years Experience! Happy Birthday (Name)!
  • (Name) You’re Not Old, You’re Classic – Happy (Age) Birthday!
  • Life Is Sweet! Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!
  • You’re Still Smokin’ Hot! Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!
  • (Name) Sweets for the young and young at heart! (Double Birthday)
  • Life Is Sweet with you! Happy (year) Anniversary!
  • (Name & Name) Are Real Sweet Hearts! Happy Anniversary!
  • Still A Heart Throb! Happy (year) Anniversary Babe!
  • My heart beats only for you! Happy (year) Anniversary!
  • With love sweat & tears (Name & Name) made it (year) years!
  • (Name & Name) (year) years of hugs and kisses!
  • (Name) My heart burns for you, love (sender’s name)
  • How sweet it is to support the cause

SPORTS BALLS

  • Let’s have a ball (Name)! It’s your (Age) Birthday!
  • (Name), There’s No Penalty For Turning (Age)!
  • It’s Goal To Goal And (Name’s) (Age) B-Day!
  • Happy (Age) Birthday To Our Favorite Sport!
  • Time To Play, It’s (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!
  • (Name) Hope Your Birthday Hits Nothin’ But Net!
  • (Age) and still swinging! Happy Birthday (Name)!
  • Throw A Heater On (Name)’s Birthday!
  • Bases Are Loaded For A Grand Slam (Age) B’day!
  • Wouldn’t Trade You For Anything!
  • (Name)’s Into Extra Innings At (Age)
  • Have A Swinging (Age) Birthday (Name)!
  • (Name) Hoop It Up On Your (Age) Birthday!
  • (Name) Some “In Your Face” Fun At (Age)
  • Have A Slam Dunk Birthday (Name)!
  • Another Year Down The Hole!
  • (Age) Fits (Name) To A Tee!
  • May Your (Age) Birthday Be Sand Trap Free!
  • (Name) Happy Birdie To You!
  • (Name)’s Having A Tee Party! Happy Birthday!
  • Good Sport Of The Year Happy Birthday (Name)!
  • Goal For It On Your (Age) Birthday (Name)!
  • (Name) Heads Up For A Kickin’ (Age) B-Day!
  • Have A World Cup Birthday (Name)!
  • Have A Kickin’ Good Time On Your Birthday!
  • (Name) Have A Ball On Your Birthday!

Miscellaneous Phrases

  • A lady never reveals her age… Happy (age) B-Day (Name)!
  • Looking good, feeling flirty, honk your horn (Name) is 30!
  • A moment of silence (name) is (age)! Happy B-Day!
  • Hi ho hi ho over the hill (name) goes! Happy (age)!
  • HONK! For (name) he/she’s (age) today! Happy B-Day!
  • (Name) my dear you’re (age) this year! Happy B-Day!
  • (Age) cheers for (age) years! Happy B-Day (name)!
  • Gee Golly Wow (name) is (age) now! Happy B-Day!
  • Like underwear, age creeps up on you.
  • Bada boom bada bing (name) is doing the (age) thing.
  • Congrats (name) class of (year) Best wishes
  • Honk! (name) graduated! Class of (year)
  • You made it, you did it, now lets celebrate it (name)
  • 2 Girls, 1 birthday = Major hangover! Happy (Age)! (Twins Birthday)
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Testimonials

Thanks so much for your help in celebrating Chad’s 40th! You were a big hit. We’ll definitely use you again in the future. Thanks again. — Dave K